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Great!
I need bookshelves for the pg books
I just bought since I just know
I'm gonna need 'em soon....
and space to store the antique baby bed
I couldn't resist...
and all the children's books I already have...
just in case....
I've lost my mind!
Hugs,
Terri
Please save me a good room with room
for all the pg/baby things I already own
(just because I know I'm gonna need them soon and couldn't
resist them). I also need room for my quilting frame so that I can
keep making quilts to keep my mind off ttc...
(might help if I wasn't so drawn to baby quilts.)
Thanks!
Terri-TX
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LET ME IN THE ASYLUM!!!! PLS!!!
OK Momma -
I really need a room booked this cycle.
I think I actually O'd for the first time
since the pill, 4 1/2 yrs ago but...
now I'm not really sure.
But...I do have sensitive bbs,
major acne and my abdomen feels...
well...different...kinda stretchy.
So, maybe??
ARGHHHHHHHHH...please let me in!!!
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I need to join all the other
crazy ladies who bought stuff
just because they knew they were pregnant.
Only to find out later that all my symptoms
are only psychological.
I will take a permanent room.
Thank you,
Tammy
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I have a great idea for a new room in the asylum.
We should have a punching bag
(of a woman who neglects her children)
to take out our frustrations on.
And a dart board with pictures of the "junkie" 'moms'
who trade their babies for drugs.
And a shooting range featuring those
women who kill their babies.
I hope I don't sound like a bad person but
I'm tired of hearing about
these women who take for granted the fact
that they can have babies
when women who would love their babies can't.
Libby
room number 72
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Momma, please let me into the asylum...
I finally sweet talked dh into
TTC in September instead of May...
only to find out from his SA last week
that we have male factor problems!
I have a whole purple box full of
baby board books, pg books, fertility books,
have been temping for 10 cycles now
in preparation for TTC,
and have a shelf full of B6, Vitex, EPO,
Vitamins, Progesterone Cream, Robi & OPK's...
We have an appointment with the RE November 24th,
but I'll be bald LONG before then
trying to decipher the SA report...
PLEASSSSSSSE find me a room.
Mengle (Mary)
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PLEASE!
I HAVE HIJACKED THE OBSESSION TRAIN
AND NEED A ROOM!!!
Fri, 1 Oct 1999
*lol*
Everyone told me to
scoot my butt on over here
because I am in DESPERATE
need of a nice padded room and a comfy straight jacket!
Why do I need in?
Oh boy, ready for this one?
Anyone who can compare their cm to their SNOT!!
to ensure themselves that indeed it DOES
look like SNOT cm has LOST THEIR MINDS!
Not to mention the fact that I had my mother pee
on one of my hpt (Equate) to ensure that those
darned tests REALLY are horrible!
And guess what!
It's positive!
Think we'll be due on the same day? *rotfl*...
Jaime
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Momma Kath,
Everything is about trying to avoid red,
and I find myself smack in it!!!
Here's why I need a room.
I, like a lot of ladies here, have quite a collection.
I have several pg books, including
"What to Expect When You Are Expecting",
"The Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy" and
several others; I have collected since ttc in March,
approximately 300 childrens books;
I have collected enough toys since ttc
that I now have a toy box for them and
am in need of a second toy box;
and I have bought several outfits for baby
in anticipation of the blessed event.
Need another reason???
Okay, here's a reason that is probably unique...
I have been singing to my belly every cycle
from o till AF the song from the series "Friends"
that Phoebe sang when she wondered if she was pg.
Here goes...
"Are you in there little fetus,
in 9 months will you come greet us,
I will buy you some Adidas,
if you're in there little fetus"
I figure if I sing it enough the little sperm and egg
will hear me and send my special little fetus to me!!!
LOL LOL
Now, about that room?
CherylB
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I need a room. Here's why:
1.I started crying because I found some approx 5 day old
baby mice and had to have them killed.
2.I am experimenting the difference between digital and glass,
and orally and vaginally.
3.Since I got the glass thermometer,
I have been checking my temperature all day.
4.I made my own TTC site.
5.I search for others' TTC sites.
6.I think I've joined all the TTC clubs on Yahoo!
7.I made my own TTC club on Yahoo!
8.I have a TTC 'Zine.
9.I formatted this letter perfectly.
In other words, I must be committed!
CRAZY GOING SLOWLY AM I!
Stacy-Wacy ttc#1 cycle#7 cd23 6-7dpo
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Be descriptive and remember
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Now.....
take a deep breath
because
you're going back in!
.........
Each cycle is new opportunity
to create a
MIRACLE!
.........
Remember
it's the Journey
not the Destination
So by all means:
Enjoy the TTC Journey
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Okay so, back to reality
How many times have you
avoided a checkout line
because you didn't want
the same girl to see you
buying MORE HPTs
ORDER NOW from the TTC Store
Save $$$$$ and that embarrasing
last minute trip to the store.
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